THIS IS A PRE-ORDER ITEM
Grordbort Industries is pleased to reveal to the world a brand spanking new, man-size, limited edition, heavyweight raygun.
An edition of only 400, every single one is made by hand from metal components. It comes with its own velvet lined pressed tin case, a Certificate of Authenticity and includes a Universal Gun Stand. Right there in the case! Hazzaah!
The good folks in the Product Development shed at Grordbort Industries (none more so than the unfortunate Mr Pearce) were hired to go down seldom trodden paths in their relentless quest for perfection. Who doesn't recall the infamous Troglodactic Confounder of '86. The carnage! Incredible.
This time, while hiding behind the generic moniker of "Ray Gun", their engineers claim to have perfected the elusive infra-compunctive resonance perversion (IRP). Early field tests allegedly left much to the imagination (particle acceleration - my arse!), but recently, the Pearce test range near Inverness has had more than occasional visits by the emergency services. Always a good sign.
The ultimate clue to its unique capabilities is its contemporary exterior. Smooth (some say shiny) surfaces offset against accents of crimson. It is a stellar piece of engineering and industrial design and we are proud to add it to Dr Grordbort's range.
Designed by Greg Broadmore. Sculpted and built by David Tremont.
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